Christmas Event

Well it turns out that jack frost is really just an emo from another dimension, the land of snow.
Also, the imps can't see more than 3 spaces in front of thier face.

Santa....got frozen....by his son...I had to save him...although it probably burned him...sorry..but I saved Christmas.....the land of snows real cold...my imp is blue, yours is tooooooooooo.

Good night everyone!! Thank you!

The holiday lies

Don't tell me Happy holidays. I won't have it. Not acceptable. Oh I see, this is your country! Let's do what you want the country to do! Well it's my country too!!

Well we're gonna say happy holidays so we don't offend anyone, so the will still continue to watch our show, or buy our product. Gee wiz.

I could go on and on. I've had enough of this crap! You know they can't change santa from saying Merry CHRISTmas with a capital C. So they might just take him outa the whole project.

Duhhh wells we can't make santas say happy holidaysis, sos we might just makes him disappears. 4 letters for you. Mr. T, you may take the honors. Un Uh.

We all know why not many of us will say Merry CHRISTmas anymore right. I just put in the big print for you, literally. This country was founded on a Christian basis, because the pilgrims were driven to the point of death because of their beliefs. So they crossed a unforgiving ocean and came to our currently failing land. Because I am home schooled I have been able to learn things out of the textbook. In fact, I don't use many textbook's. I read the saints and heroes every school week, I read the bible every school day, and on Sunday. I am reading the last saints and heroes, I am reading out of exodus in the bible. In Case you didn't know what exodus literally means, It means Out of Egypt. Because that's when Moses takes Israel Out of Egypt. Also in case you did not know, Israel is also Jacob, because Jacob wresteled with god in the desert, and thus he was called Israel.
Here I come to my point, People now adays like want to say happy holidays because they don't want to offend anyone, well Here is a video that I belive could change America. Go Fish: With a capital C

In other News I will be going to the land of the Tz-Harr to do a little sperlunking. I'll take screenshots of it so you can see how it goes.

Idea!

I have been brainstorming for something that I can do for my blog. I haven't found anything worth taking a screenshot of lately so i've come up with a few ideas.

All of which will be shown in my poll. I will be doing a special poll 2 times every month. So make sure that you vote in the poll to see what I will be doing, and check back in a day or two to see how it went.

Very cool

After doing some thinking I decided to get some of the piece of pie. I am going to buy some dragon claws......they look awesome, so does the special attack. 4 hits is cool. (thats not me, just a vid on u2bit. They are somewhere around 300-350k so i'll probably be selling them soon after cause the price is just going up...Also I may not get them instantly cause i'm 100% sure i'm not the only one buying them....

Levels 105+ only

The requirements for the new quest are insane! I really can't belive it, you have to have done at least 50 quests to start it, have a large array of high leveled skills, 66 different parts according to runehq. Dadgum. thats why I voted in 3 years work. (I'M NOT A QUESTER...) 1 more thing, on yahoo's search engine, runesape has been more searched than, lindsey lohan, angelia jolie, and american idol, there were a few others too. Here is something that is very cool to me. If you were to go to the google blog search, and search runescape, at the moment, I am the first one on the second page. That was really cool for me! I really find that as awesome that my blog is near the top on google blog search!!!

Sick

I'm sitting in front of the computer getting my germs all over the keys with my coughed on, licked fingers. Down with a fever. *SIGH* Well, at least I have my good friend xbox to help me through.

Complete

I finished making and editing my pictures, so now I have a level 89 picture.
Now I am going to start doing mining/smithing/alching. I am going to be mining for 400 iron and 800 coal. Then make it into steel bars, then make the steel bars into steel platebodys. I am going to make steel platebodys not because they give the most xps,*, but because they are worth the most. So alching them will make a profit. 1 steel platebody=1200gp with high alch, and nature runes are only 233 ATM.

*I found out that no matter what you make 1 steel bar that you smith into something will always be worth 37.5 xps. 1 steel platebody= 187.5 xps because 37.5x5=187.5 xps.

New addition

I added a new gadget to my collection. A video from Tim Hawkins. He's a really funny guy, This is his one on people. I added it to the bottom part of my blog, go check it out, it'll make you laugh...

I added a new game

I added a new game, Penalty Fever. I like soccer a lot so I felt that it needed a little spice =) You can't play the game directly from my site, but It takes you directly to the game.

Runescape HD

Well now I have a new graphics card that allows me to play Runescape HD, And Battle For Middle Earth 2. So now all my pictures will be in fullscreen HD. Now I am going to get busy on making a new picture for my level. I'm not very happy that Barack Huissain Obama is now going to be the president...Not good. He's not prolife, he doesn't care about gay marrige. And tons of other stuff.

Halloween

YEY the halloween event is out. Some people are getting stuck on parts.

As you see in Fig 1, this is what the end result should look like when you are talking to aggie.

If you look closely this is a 3 by 2 rectangle. They just shifted its veticle line. I also drew a 3 by 2 rectangle. The green lines I drew represent the spaces of sand that you need to brush away. That is really all you need to be able to finish this part.

The other parts are quite easy. Unless....you want a purple cat.

Once you finish her concoksion of stuff, she will tell what it is you helped her make. Nothing bad.

You get ten bowls of the stuff. One bowl gives xps just like a genie. So use wisely. I got a Summoning lvl up with it. 89 COMBAT WOOT! So now I just have to make a new picture. Wonder what that will be like....

First time

I've done something new. I've put up 2 polls. What better to make them about than the election coming up. I want you to reply truthfully. Just to let you know i'm a Mcain guy. Although there are better candidates that I would have like to be running instead. I belive that we will have a black president, but this isn't the right one.

PvP

Well the question is does it match up to the expected level of fun? Well let me help you make your decision.

It would take a lot to make up your mind on weather or not PVP worlds amount up to the old wildy. Lets take a look at the differances.

PvP: You can attack anyone around your level anywhere but a few places like banks. You don't get what the person had in their inventory or what they were wearing. If you go into the wildy it only adds on to what levels you can attack.*that could be good or bad* You have to have 75k worth of stuff on you to get good or decent drops.
PKing: You could only attack people in the wildy. You get everything the person had in their inventory and what they were wearing. The wilderness had a different calculation for the levels you could attack, based on what level of the wilderness you were in. You can pwn someone with watever you wanted and get the drops.

In my case, the fact that going into the wildy and fighting people on a PVP world....did not work.
I logged off in the wildy, I logged back on with my death 5 seconds away. You may say that it doesn't matter that you lost mith and a d long. The problem is that i'm not crying about losing the stuff, its about how fast I got killed. I didn't even have time to make it to the protection prayer. I lost it all in 5 seconds. This is one of the bad sides of PvP in the wilderness. It should have been where the wilderness went back like it used to be, let me explain. Back in the day, when you went into the wilderness, you could only attack the people exatly one above or below or your level. That is, till you go further back in the wilderness and those levels that you can attack grow.

Then again, this is the perfect time to go fishing and sell your food right away within the next week. The grand exchange has run out of food for us because we don't have enough people fishing to catch up to all the people buying them. That is why at the moment I am fishing my heart out. I may be kinda slow, but hey.. everyone has been there. *or is going to be >=)* Right now a raw sword fish is worth 519gp. It's really fun to fish on the PvP worlds, just remember to bring a weapon for protection and a teleport for rangers and magers that ~freeze~ or ~snare and all those other ones that do that~ So after about a week or so I think i'll stop fishing and get back to my farming. Also if you can fish sharks at a good rate, now is the time to do that, because a guy that was fishing them said that they shot up to somewhere around 1.5k-2k each. Thats 56k a full load.

News I guess..

Other than the coming news, THIS IS MY 100th post!!! Hooray!!! w00t!

On our xbox, we got three new games, new to our system lol, Need for speed: Carbon, Lord of the rings return of the king, Mechassualt 2. I am going to get a picture of my current car on NFS Carbon, the Exotic, Lotus Elise. I have it in yellow. *I Just got the game 3 days ago, so please, don't rant that my car stinks, MINE is soooo much better, please, none of that crap.*
Carbon has to be the best NFS yet, because the thrill never leaves the game, you can just roam around, get the cops on your tail, challenge a rival crew member and all that jazz. I just can't get enough! I am aware the picture is kinda cruddy, but I have 2 reasons. #1, My camera is crappy. #2, taking pictures of a TV never do work like you would like.

Then on Return of the king, My favorite guy HAS to be Legolas, because he rocks DUH! My favorite level is the southern gate. That is just so action packed and the orcs like don't stop coming! Not to mention it's the easiest level to get perfect on, for me...

Then we have mechassualt 2, haven't really had time to play that one yet, but it promises to be a good game. >=)

guess what!

Yes your eyes do not decive you. I have 40 farming! And again your eyes do not decieve you, those are tomato plants, and one of them is dead and the marigolds are dead. I do tomatoes because the seeds are cheap. and after using about 75 of em, I have 260 tomatoes.

Another hopeful money guide..that might work...

This guide is basically going to be the lowdown of what I'm doing right now.

Skill levels required: 45 magic, 2 farming, 30 plus farming is helpful.

Items needed: 115 marigold seeds, allotment seeds, herb seeds, fruit tree seeds, compost(any kind), spade, rake, seed dibber, plant pot, trowel, 2 watering cans, 2 anti-disease potions, 500-1000k, 100 law runes, air staff, 100 water runes, explorer ring,*optional, for the runes, you could just hold all of'em or, you can hold 6 law runes and 3 water runes at a time and just refill at catherby bank.

Start this at catherby. You should have your air staff equipped. You should have everything that you can't put in that little leprechaun in you inventory, although I keep the watering cans in my inventory, along with the compost and seed dibber and spade, heh. If your going to be planting the fruit trees in the catherby spot, you need to get the payment for her, otherwise you should be planning on staying on for about 10-14 hours! Once you have planted and watered all your patches, start heading to ardougne through the forest, outside of the gate there is the master farmer there, that is the area in which you should be to farm this next patch.(fig 1) After doing this one, either teleport to falador and walk to the patch south of fally, or use explorer and walk 10 spaces away.(fig 2) Tele back to catherby and restart process.

The goal of this is to get 300k+ If you use at least 100 marigold seeds and come up with 100 marigolds, you end up with 300k. *This is current to the time this was posted, It is not my fault if this changes*

Update

If you are not blind, you may have noticed that I updated my picture right there, with me doing things at lvl 88. Hooray me! It's odd how much fun pjing people can be! I was at clan wars, just doin' my thing, then my bro told me to try the dangerous portal. I went and deeeeeposited all my stuff, exept my dds. Got out some of the crappy armour I had just layin around, 15 tunas and a few potions. Went back and hopped on in the dangerous portal. Fought a guy or two, beat a guy or two, then a lvl 100 plus with a d bow *WITH DRAGON ARROWS!!* does his thing and shoots me after a small battle. 20 23. Bye crappy armour. So I felt like revenge put my dds back on and went back in. Actually, I liked the dangerous one, It was just like the edge of the old wildy.... and it was reacurring too! I died countless times and just waltzed right back in with my dds. It was fun to enter a fight when it was just over, both the players have low hitpoints... One dies, you dds spec and hes dead, he comes right back. It is really quite fun.... You oughta try it sometime, but you need something with a special attack...

Currently

As the Title says, here is what I am currently doing. Because the summoning has cost me a bit of money, I decided to get it back. Here is the plan.

I am going to be using farming to get me the money. And you may be thinking, "How on earth are you going to make money farming?!!?" Well here is a simple answer. LLF. (Lowest Level Flower) Thats right, Marigolds. They are 3k each! Thats good enough for me when the seeds are only 80 each! So I went to the grand exchange. Bought 125 of em. If you did the math, If I grow 100 of those, thats 300k. Very Cool. But of course, I'm not just going to grow the flowers! I also bought sweetcorn seeds and harralander seeds. I'm making a litle circut I like to call, Farming loop. (pic 1, Red represents walking, yellow straight yellow is teleporting) Although this does take a while.. And if I wanted to get 2.4M, All I have to do is get 857 Marigolds.*THATS A LONG TIME* Once more, It also gets slightly boring seeing the same places over again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. So right now i'm fishing. =)

Crazy things

That was really cool. I was doing summoning, I was going to make spirit scorpions, they take 57 shards a piece! When I got to pickupstixx's house I bought 36ks worth of shards! That was only to make 25 of these things! So I go down stairs and make the scorpions, I GOT 3 LEVEL UPS!!

Now I got level 24 summoning, from level 21!!! This was insane! I was able to summon 2 more monsters!! Also, as soon as I finished that, I got a suprise exam!!! *part 2* You all know how 2 days ago I got a combat up? Well i'm sure you already guessed what I was going to say... I got another! So after spending 80k+ on summoning, I decided to go and get some of that back. (if not all of it..)So I decided to go to the Basilisks in the slayer dungeon. I go down there wishing I had a whip, And start to kill a few all by myself. That gets boring..So I change worlds! I borrow a whip and start up the killing spree. I was using attack which only had about 8k xps left, That blows by real fast, I get a attack lvl up to 71, I GET A COMBAT LEVEL UP TO 88!!! WOOT!!! Now I'm just there fighting for the fight, and money. =)

Another post....

Now I have a couple things to say.

After being bored and not knowing what to do, I though I would go and do some summoning. I had had Spider Carcasses in my summoning tab for a long time so I supposed I could go and use them. So I went and did that. I got a level up. *you can now summon granite crabs* Once I used up all my spider carcasses I went and mined 100 iron ores for the crabs. I got a level up, *mining*, I went back and started to make them, I got a level up *summoning*, also I GOT A COMBAT LEVEL UP!! W00T!! 87 combat now. So I just finished using all those iron ores, when I started, I had level 13 summoning. At the end of the day, I have 21 summoning 57 mining*lol*, and 87 combat.

Thus leaving me off wanting to get summoning into the highscores and making a new picture in place of the level 86 one, because it is not true XD.

Small error....

It has appeared that the *my current skill lvlz* thing has made a mistake. Due to the fact that it takes its data and changes data if need be from the highscores, all skills that say *1* either are 1 or are not in the highscores.

*Party noises*

Well I meant to do this on the actual date....but I missed it. I'm gonna say it....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG! My blog is now 1 year and 2 months old! I've succesfully kept my blog going for a year and two months now!! YEY!

HOLD THE POOP

WAIT RIGHT THERE!! Disregarding what I said in the previous post about the video bar. Never mind what I said, It DOES change after about 20 seconds! So I will have a nice little list of several of my favorite songs, and yes, this post was made about 3 minutes after the previous post. You may wonder why I didn't just edit the previous one, Well that would take all the drama out of it!

UpDates to the blog

Of course you see that when you pull up my blog that there is a set of skills, These just happen to be MY Current lvls, and it updates from the runescape highscores every 24 hours. Below that there is another one that is my current goals, which also shows my levels but will not update along with the other one. Due to the fact that It didn't have a url, only a thing for forums. So I had to edit a screenshot. Also I have added a video bar to my side over there. Sadly I don't get to choose each song on the list. I just type in a video and it gives me the top 4 search results. So I will be changing that very often. And 5/6ths of the time it will be hawk nelson, My favorite band! #1 =)

Little problem

I have tried refreshing the page, In order to play battalion, but; I must face the facts. When I went to try it out on Kongregate, It took up the whole playing screen. So I suppose that It couldn't shrink it to small enough, So i'm going to replace it with Platform Racing 2! Also a fun game, Gotta like it.

News

Well I got a slayer lvl up to 42 as you see, And I updated my picture over there to the right. Very productive day.

New content Added

I found a new Game worthy of my blog. Battalion: Nemesis. Quite fun little strategy game. Move your units and attack the enemy's.

IN other news.. I achieved Fully upgrading all my arrows and all my units on Epic War. +30 points, YAY!

Something happened to me...

Something finally happened to me! When I was fighting my slayer task, Lesser Demons, On my second Lesser' I got a Rune med! [The best lesser' drop] Then about a couple minutes later I got another! YEY! Also, I got a Def lvl up, which got a combat lvl up, 86, and a slayer lvl up, 41. So I guess I'll have to make a new picture. Wonderful.

New Content Added

I have Now added a new game to my blog.....EPIC WAR. The very game that I made a post about right down there. Very fun and addicting like I said.

Revnants. Everybody hates them, They are annoying, they can be more dangerous than a Red Drag. They stop us from fighting green drags. They are the most annoying CPU in the game.....
The other day me and my friends were going to fight the KBD. We "Just Happend" to come across a Revenant Knight. My Friends were all higher lvls than me. We used the Ardougne tele lever. lvl 55 wilderness. DEATH! We started walking toward the gate into F2P wilderness, And My friend's computer All of a sudden restarts itself....Evil!! We were running and he fell behind.. and didn't come back for about a minute. We killed some Greaters' and he comes back, He logs on where he fell behind....on the other side of the gate. So we wait for him. Then We hear the Evil sound of the revnant maging us. Of course, It goes for me. IT HITS A 30...Then a 29, I'm eating like The marines on Bin Laden. IT WAS SOOO ANNOYING! WHAT LEVEL WAS THAT THING?!?! That ended the try to get to the KBD.

If everyone could please post what level the Revnants are that would be helpful. I already think the imps are lvl 7. Please Comment to tell what lvl the other revnants are. =-/

Saturday morning

On this fine saturday morning I just happend to be doing slayer and def training. I got green drags for my slayer task. It was hillarious when Three Revenant Imps Walked by following each other! Boy, that was a sight to see! I also got a slayer lvl up to 38 and 63 def.

Kongregates: Epic War

One of my Favorites! Really like this game, rather addicting....... [click the picture to enlarge, so it can be more apppppriciated]

If you have played before and wonder of the real power of the Arch Angel, Fig 1 shows the awesome power of his divine sword. When he uses his attack it sends the enimies in range flying through the air flipping....VERY COOL!!! Figure 2: This is a very nice arrow to have fully upgraded, when you get it fully upgraded, IT EXPLODES ON CONTACT OF THE GROUND!! (It looks like his head blew up...lol) It also Makes all the little guys go flying! (like the goblins and orks and trolls and the green guys) Just open fire into a cluster of enemies and watch with a smile.... Fig 3. Not much to it, just simply the first angel I summoned. The only thing is that you MUST have full mana stock, and you have to use the little blue orb thingy to get more and more to use the dragons and angels, But it is very rewarding! No doubt... Although I haven't got to the last level. You will find it on Kongregate. THE BIG K no longer stands for k-mart but KONGREGATE!! Happy gaming....

Treasure Trails hate me

There I have a picture of one of my emote clues, my setup for when i'm doing treasure trails, and the worlds cruddiest reward. One of Uri's funniest statements right there. So now i'm onto my next slayer task, pyrefiends, like 80 sumfin left.

I took the screen shot of that reward just to show that,

TREASURE TRAILS HATE ME!

Occupied

Well for the last week or so here is all thats happend. School is back in session. The olimpics closed and handed over to london. I joined a soccer team. I fought my slayer assignment to train defence, I was fighting Cocktrices. I got a clue scroll. I wen't back. I got a clue scroll. I went back to fight the last TWO. I fought one pyre fiend. I got a clue scroll. I went to get a new slayer task, Harpie bug swarms, 91 of them. I killed them all in 10 minutes. I GOT A CLUE SCROLL!
Now I am doing that last clue scroll. RANGER BOOTS!>.<

Whilst doing alllll these level two clue scrolls I got nothing but crap. It Just happend that while I was fighting Harpie bug swarms I got 1,110 fire runes, and about 15k.

This is an account of everything that Has happend in the last week. Or so.

My face

If you go to my profile you will see that I have released a picture of my face, I had to draw over it to keep my identity safe. XD

D legs photo shoot

I never noticed how close I was with 465k to buying d legs. They're only in 700k now. All I had to do was sell the d skirt and sell my d b axe, [next on my list to buy]. After the D b axe it's on to Dharoks. Which for you who don't know how to say dharoks its, Dh-ar, as in car,ok-s. Now say it right person that lives down the street....Huhahahhahhahah!

Concluding, I have d legs.

WELL THEN

Well if you haven't noticed I already was able to get a new picture right there to the right, chopping down the trees (die die die!!), Mixing a potion, Doing a cruddy dds special, and getting rich.

Also, Just incase you didn't read, "The Top," and follow it's instructions You HAD BETTER go down to the bottom and give those games a try, Editors choice games =-). I Just added, "Gravitee," to the games.

Summing today up, I renewed my picture and added another game, So get down there and try out a game! Now Marine!!

alrighty then

Well. Now I can get back to updating my blog and working on lvl ups, like 70 def, renewing my photo o'er there, It says i'm lvl 84, now i'm lvl 85, I got lvl 85 because I got a def lvl up, 61. Boy what a bad bad grammar person I am. ^.^ And what a nice Blogger I am, putting some games on my site to almost advertise for Kongregate.....=-)

Up to date

Alrighty then, the reason I haven't been posting is because Nothing has happened to me, I haven't done anything either. Just wanted to let you guys know. Add me if you wanna talk to me =). I'm not always on, most saturdays I will be on, and randomly thoughout the week.

I DON'T WANT SCHOOL TO START YET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!




=(

Farming

Well for the past few days I've been farming. If you look closely you will find that I have 27 farming. I just went and bought sweetcorn seeds, 557 ea! As long as you have 50+ law runes you can level quite well. Super compost is what I use, because the dude that runs the general store right there in catherby sells pineapples. (they make super compost) I have a circuit I go along, Catherby, that one close to the legends guild, and south fally. What started me was that my friend told me he would buy marigolds for me 1k ea. (He wanted the for bull ants, I think...) That was before I went to the G. E. and found that they sell for 3.5k ea. If your reading this, I will sell them to you for the price on the dot. But like 2 days ago I had lvl 13 farming, Thanks for starting me up lukea9. I can do garden of tranquility now. I can grow harralanders but for now i'm using all my other herb seeds. (And harralander seeds cost a lot, for a seed...)

Till next time! g'bye!

fuzzy pickle

S'up Noobie's, Chooby da froob here. Are you a noob? Do you have a debt to pay to your friend for losing his whip in Bounty hunter when you told him you were the bestest of the best at bounty hunter? Well Do I have a deal for you! *cough cough* Once you come to my office I will give you 3k every time I get the chance! All you have to do is 2000 push ups with out taking a single breath! I know what your thinking, I can't even do 5000 push ups, How on earth am I going to be able to do that many push ups without taking a single breath?! EASY ! *cough cough* I will uh give you uh some uh..... *new deal* If you can stay underwater for 5 minutes straight I'll give you those 3k's. I know what your thinking, I can't even stay in the water for
6 hours how am I going to stay UNDER water for 5 minutes!! Well Here's what you do, you uh.....get uh..your uh...snorkel! Yes snorkel, You get your snorkel and you stay underwater for 5 minutes.

THAT WAS SOOO RANDOM........googlits.

The Master chief that lived...

Here we find ourselves in the 21st century Looking at ONE OF the best games of our generation, Halo 2.(I know there is a halo 3, But halo 2 multi player map pack has the level I'm using, Turf) Well let's see how good this will turn out to be...

"Team Slayer," Rang the voice inside his helmet. He started in the warehouse, with 2 team mates beside him. He picked up a battle rifle and headed out into the alley. He picked up two red dots on his motion detector. "They must have spawned in the alley..," he thought. He jumped against the wall and tossed a grenade off the ground. It blew up right at there feet and took down their shields. They both turned to run. Chief ran after them and took two well placed shots and brought down one with each pull of the trigger. His other two buddies came up behind him, both dual wielding SMG's. One of them went around the corner. Several plasma rifle shots hit them, he jumped behind a dumpster to recharge his shields. He tossed a grenade back toward the firing. Then Chief went around the corner. He took three shots and brought him down. One more guy from Chiefs team came around the corner. They all went down the alley, and onto the street. As soon as the came out a Sniper shot blew by Chief and hit one of the other guys in the head, he went down, Everybody took cover. They all threw a plasma grenade. One of them exploded close to the sniper, the snipers' cover was blown. Chief took the dead guys dual SMG's. They all emptied a clip while moving forward. They got the sniper. Another bad guy took the snipers place. The one guy that had died respawned and sneaked up behind him and hit him in the back. He also grabbed the sniper rifle. From out of no where the guy with the sniper was hit by a plasma, It sent him flying! Two more bad guys got in the warthog, one drove and the other got on the turret. The guy on the turret took out both the two that was with chief. He threw a grenade toward them but it went over. The guy on the turret had taken down Chief's shields, he had one thing left to do. He got a plasma ready He waited for the right moment, With the wall behind him and the alley to his right, he waited 'till the warthog was one scorpion tank away then he threw the plasma on the ground where he was standing and made a break for the alley. Once the Driver in warthog saw Chief running it was too late, The warthog slammed the wall and the driver lost his shields. It also knocked to guy on the turret off and he fell onto the hood of the warthog. So when the plasma went off It took'em both out. Chief went up the alley and made it to the warehouse. He found the rest of his team there, They seemed to be waiting for him. "OK, I don't have time for names so I'll just call you by your rank. Sargent, I want you to go find out where they are, They should have been fighting us by now. Staff Sargent, Get everyone a plasma grenade. Sargent, get everyone a battle rifle." "I'll think of what to do when everyone gets back, Move out." Staff Sargent made it back first. He handed Chief a plasma. Sargent came back with four battle rifles and handed them both one. The other Sargent came back with Intel. "There are six of them and they are all on the street. Two have Brute Shots and one with a sniper, the others have battle rifles. They have a warthog in east side to use like a wall." "Alright That sniper and brute shots need to go down first. Everyone have their plasmas and battle rifles?" They all held up their grenade and rifle. "Good. OK, here's what we are gonna do. Three of these alley's lead to the street, Sargent, Your coming down the alley closest to here with me. Staff Sargent, you go to the far alley. Sargent you go to the middle alley. Once you hear me yell, Throw your plasma. Staff Sargent, You aim you plasma for the sniper, Sargent, you aim for the closest brute shot, Sargent you aim for the one closest to us. I'll aim for their warthog. Any questions?" ......... "Good, Move out." They all split up. He gave the Staff Sargent a minute to get to his alley. Chief looked around the corner. They were all sitting on the other side of the warthog. He yelled and then threw the plasma. To his Happiness, he Saw 3 more plasma's headed toward the other side of the warthog. He saw one guy with a brute shot run off with a plasma stuck to his helmet. One of the guys with a battle rifle was launched over the warthog from the explosion, The warthog also went flying. They all began to fire their battle rifles. The Sargent that came out of the middle alley was shot twice by the brute shot then the sniper, He was killed.

This set Chief on fire, he ran up to the blown up warthog and took cover behind it. He jumped on top of the warthog and fired his rifle. The sniper turned to him just in time to see his doom. The snipers shields were down in no time once his shields were down he did a back flip from the force of all Chief's bullets. Meanwhile the rest of his team was using suppressive fire. They all were aiming for the guy with the brute shot. He went down in no time at all. The only one left was aiming for the Sargent that had went through the middle alley, he took him down. This filled the Chief with rage. Chief ran up to the brute shot on the ground and fired two shots at the guy and then butt stroked him to take him down. "Game over," sounded the voice in their helmets.

Wow that took like 45 minutes to make. It was worth it. =)

Halo 2 pics

Well here are some Halo 2 pictures I edited and tried to make funny.

4th of July

Well I didn't mean for 6 of those same pictures to come up....

HAPPY 4th OF JULY!!!! Like the statue of liberty is telling us, This is our INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! Last night I went to a fireworks show. THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!! Only problem was that it took like 45 minutes to get there and the show only lasted 30 minutes. (Not to mention that we were laying on a blanket on a crowded field of all american Texas stickers. It took at least and hour to get back. It was cool but not worth the ride, Also because we didn't stay to go to the little partys over across the highway. Remember this as the day that we won our independence from the british. (no offence) That was the Most valuble day of the history of the United States Of America.

Semper Fi. Carry on.

Random picture

LOLOL Random picture #1. Flax glitch

When the guy bent down to grab flax his tiara glitched and his hair stuck to it. lol

WE HAVE A FACE!!

*Drooling while looking at the new faces*

O-M-G? We have a face. (READ THE PART THAT SAYS,"CHAT HEAD,") All I have to say is HOLY CRAP!!! YES! FINALLY! MY FRIEND THAT IS LVL 95 OR SUMFIN CAN'T SAY RUNESCAPE HAS BAD GRAPHICS ANYMORE.....YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! (Note: His helm is no longer square either which means we no longer have square heads) Now we are egg heads.

I haven't gotten my graphics card updated to handle what Jagex calls,"HD Runescape." "Now in HIGH DEFINITION! please remember that your computer must have super special awesome cables plugged up somwhere that you would never guess and have a super computer....aka PS3, oh and send microsoft $2,000,000. Why you ask? Well because microsoft likes $2,000,000 dollars. duh! (<<<<----*that was totally random*---->>>>)

Back to life: Ok I will take some screen shots of me doing random things ASAP.

HALO 1 AND 2!!!

OMG!! I was just amazed when my aunt's sister Gave me and my bro an Xbox. GAVE, GAVE us the Xbox. Only 1 of the 3 controllers she had worked. They also had Halo and Halo 2; but they let one of their friends borrow it and they hadn't given it back yet. So we had to buy them from gamestop, we also got another controller and sold some games that we didn't want and the two controllers that didn't work. I also tried drawing a picture of the pistol from halo 2. It looks really good.(at least I think so....) First I just printed a picture of the gun then I Traced the outside of it. I couldn't trace anything else, the paper was to thick for anything else. So I just tried my best to draw the rest of it.

Umm

Well I haven't really been doing much... Just fighting ankous....Kinda gets boring....But I am only there for the cash, they do give good xps...., So now i'm just waiting to get the d legs....

WOOT!

I got a new max hit, 32!!! It's funny, I was soooo amazed at that hit that I missed the next hit, 31. Both were max hits. (this guy had 70 def, think of what i could have done to a lvl 60 def!) I also got Torags hammers now. ROCKIN! I've had the hammers for a day now and my highest hit is a 22. Thats just with prayer. I haven't tried with pots yet.....

I got another picture that was a 31 hit.

70 att!

Wooty! I got 70 att today whilst fighting the ankous. (how do you pronounce that???)

Now I dunno what to buy..... I'm thinking some Torags hammers, G axe is 500k so not now.
Now I wanna get 75 str, that will take a while....

Ankous get me some good dough.

Kongregate

If you haven't visited Kongregate yet, There are many very cool things about this really awesome site.

#1, Game designers from all over the world put their games on it. (not jagex yet)

#2, It has Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 and !3!. (SCGMD2 or 3, see fig one for #3)

#3, It has platform racing 1 and !2!. (#2 is fig 2)

#4, It has very many more awesome games that I like to play

SCGMD is a reaaaaalllyyyyy cool game. My favorite song on SCGMD3 is Chaos within. On SCGMD3 you can use the keyboard like a guitar, Its really kewl.

On platform racing 2 I'm lvl 10. (in other words, not a low lvl on that game, Lvls differ from Platform racing and RS)

Once you get to kongregate dot com you can look up my name. To the right past where it says, "KONGREGATE," there is a spot with a blank line and search on the right side of it. Search, "Mrman60," And it will pull up Mrman60's profile. Click and you can c my favorite games on Kongregate.

To put it shortly, KONGREGATE ROCKS!

Issue #3 of Trent's Adventures

Sadly, due to the fact that Scimmy won the poll, I have to make Trent use a Dragon Scimitar.
It has a really horrible special attack... oh well, lets see what happens.


One day when Trent was walking through the wildy with his newly made Dragon Scimitar, he kept walking. He was starting to wonder if the wildy was deserted when he heard a humming noise. The sound got louder and louder. He started to look all around, he saw a bright red thing soaring through the air. It got bigger and bigger, until it was about 20 yards from him he didn't know what it was... Now he saw it, It was a fire wave! He turned tail to run but he couldn't move!
The thing got closer and closer, Until he lifted his hand and tried to slow it down, It was hard but by the time it hit him it was only a small rock. That had made him very tired, so you know what he did? He took a drink of his energy potion. It was about ten seconds later that he could move his feet. Out of the dark all he could see was a little floating staff, and a face next to it. He ran towards the 2 things and got his Scimitar ready to strike a blow. Now he saw two hands and feet. Both hands moved about in a circle and another fire wave shot from it. This struck him right in the chest. It blew him back about 5 feet. He had to find a different strategy to beat this guy. One of the problems was that he could barley see him. This time he jumped up into the air and Shouted out two words, "INTER TERA!!" When he hit the ground he sank right in! Now the mage got kinda scared and started to run.. but then Trent jumped out of the ground right in front of the mage! The mages face smashed into Trent's chest, Then he fell onto the ground. Trent brought his scimmy up into the air, then the mage rolled to the side so that the blow seemed to cut some see-through robe. Trent saw an arm inside this robe. Now he knew that his enemy was human, Before it was a ghost! The mage jumped aside and jabbed his staff at Trent, but Trent was too fast. Trent jumped aside and cut the staff in two! Now in a quick blow he slashed across the mage's chest, he cut some more robe and drew blood from his chest. The mage drew back, Trent jumped forward, The mage shot a fire wave at Trent while he was still in the air. It hit Trent and knocked him out of the air. The mage shot another fire wave at him, Trent jumped into the air and shouted, "INTER TERA!!" He sunk into the ground again. The fire wave kept going straight on. Trent came up out of the ground after the fire wave had passed by. He ran towards the mage, and jumped into the air with his scimmy up high, The mage shot another fire wave at him. Trent's Scimitar Turned all blue like a ice cube, when the fire wave was close enough he Slashed his scimitar straight through the fire wave and turned it into an ice cube! Then his scimitar turned red and hot just as the fire wave was! When he brought his blow down it seemed to have hit a barrier. Once he hit it it slammed the mage back nearly 20 feet! Trent came running towards the mage with his scimmy held high. The mage grabbed a Dragon dagger out of his robes and threw it at Trent just like trent had at Purelikefun and Rangynoob! Trent brought his scimmy down with speed and power so great that it broke the blade of the dagger in half! Now the mage had no more defences, So he tried to put up another barrier. Trent then slashed the mage's chest so that it made x across the other cut. He was unable to up a barrier for a while. *spec* So to buy him some time he froze Trent again. When Trent could move again the mage had put up a barrier. But this time Trent brought down the scimmy so hard that It broke the barrier into 4 pieces!! Trent then jumped up into the air and shouted, "INTER TERA!!!!" He went into the ground....It seemed like minutes before something happened. Then all of a sudden, The scimitar went up through the mages chest. Now Trent went up out of the ground and took back his scimitar. He then looked over his enemy. He saw nothing worth taking. So instead he took the halved Dragon dagger.

Thus we come to the end of this issue. If this wasn't as good as the others, I apologize. This one was a very hard storyline to make. If you know a little Latin you know what, Inter Tera, means.

Weapon content poll

I have decided that Trent's weapon will be decided in the poll that is going right now.
In the fact that the He has lvl 1 range, he can't use the Dark Bow, and The dds just can't live up to the good it does in the stories.

This poll that I have going will decide the weapon of Trent for the next story,
I will also use the special attack of that weapon in the story. (that also means that I will not
get the story out this month)

CRAP!

My music provider down there will go offline on may 1rst!! Crap!

Trent...

If you have all been wondering why no more Trent stories,(See 07') have come up, I have good reasons.

#1, The wildy, Trent's home, Is gone.
#2, He didn't like bounty hunter.
#3, He left the game.
#4, Trent isn't real.
#5, I made him up and all his stories and the rest of the stuff, which means there was never a,"Purelikefun," or, "Rangynoob..."
#6, He is an old geesard in Draynor village now know as, "Wise old man."
#7, He is, WAIT A SECOND!!
If he is an old geesard that USED to Fight in the wildy when there was one,
Then he may still have stories to tell!?!?!?! This is good! This is very good!
So then, Maybe I can continue the stories of old. Back when there was no godswords, Or even mithril dragons. Let's go beyond all the history of runescape, back when the wildy was middle aged, and the dark bow new. Let's see the story beyond the story, Behind the scenes. (Not Really..) Well, I will try to get a New story out of that geesard within this month.

How to turn 10k into 300k

Last night I worked

out all the math needed to tell, It all seems good.

(I do NOT recommend using the grand exchange for this, It CURRENTLY costs 37gp per silk, too high)

How do you do this? First, you must be a member. (sorry free users, no help here)

Second, You must have 10k (duh)

Third, It helps a lot to have done the Grand Tree quest and the Tree Gnome Village. (unless you have the tele port to Ardough. (How do you spell that??)

Fourth, you need a lot of time to do this. Lots of it, Really....not kidding.

OK, This requires no fighting at all. You can be lvl 3 for all I care. (But maybe I do...)
Don't be surprised when I tell you. Silk, One of the most worthless things in runescape. That's right. You are going to get 5k silk.

Here is how.

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The Silk salesman in Al-Kharid sells silk for 2 gp each. So 2)10000gp=5000 silk. From the Al-Kharid bank to the silk salesman in by the gem seller. (see figure 1)

Now we have 5k silk.

In East Ardough, The center area, there is a Silk salesman that buys silk for 60 GP EACH!!!(See figure 2 for this route) You just bought 5k silk for 2 gp each, which means that if you sell these for 60 gp you get:

5000 x 60 = 300K!!! (- the amount that you paid for it)

So you just made 290k profit!

Wonder what happens if we double this?(20k worth of silk) 580k!! Triple??(30k worth of silk) 870k!!! The only thing is that this takes a lot of time. No kidding, But hey, Profit is profit.

Now you can buy D Legs! Yippie!

Anyone?

I will never back down from a fight worth my time. If you wanna duel me, just leave a comment.
[0 means it will be available during fight, - this mean not available, * optional)
Rules:
0 no range
0 no mele
- no mage
- no food
* no drinks
- no forfeit
* no prayer
* enable summoning
* no movement
- obstacles
0 special attacks So that's the way that I will duel at least ONE of the rounds.
If not, IT IS a WASTE of my time.

DRAGON GAUNTLENTS!

I finally got them.... ADA D-DRAGON G-GAUNTLETS OF DOOM!(not so dddoomish though...) Well very nice little pieces of equipment they are... Rilly like them. Took me so many moments of patients and frustration to get them. DUDE: I do say, It's not worth buying them for like 2ook. (but you can...not rilly fair....) But I don't have a spare toohundreds kays. So I did it the hard way, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR HARDCORE!! I'm a goofy goober, R[}CK!!

Fist of guthix review

THIS IS ONLY FOR THIS TIME PERIOD. IF JAGEX MAKES ANY FUTURE UPDATES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING ON THIS POST, ITS NOT NOT NOT NOT MY FAULT.
















Here we are with yet ANOTHER new mini game. Was it just another attempt to get rid of wildy?
Uh, no! It has nothing to do with wildy, except the fact that it is in the wildy.



Good things:
Well everyone loves the fact that you get free runes which mean free mage training with any type of mage! (ancients' love that!!! unlike barbarian assault)
You get back all the arrows/bolts you used, except the ones that you wouldn't get any other time.
I wouldn't recommend it for training, only for fun. The fact that it is P.V.P. or 1 on 1 is what a lot of people like. It's different from Castle wars because you can't have everyone fighting you. The items are very very good. Although the dragon gloves aren't better than the ones from R.F.D.,
they're good enough if you can't do a ton of quests. The new shields aren't better than the obby shield, thanks bro, the rune berserker kite give 1 less str bonus than the obby shield. all the rest of the shields are crap. (well they aren't too bad...I use rune def though) The robes; I do not know how good they are or if they are better or worse than anything else. The skill effectiveness lowering is a good thing. Lets say your a rilly low lvl and you get matched against a lvl 120 sumfin with lvl 99 def. Your screwed. But because they made the skill effectiveness lowered, he should have about 50 def. (I'm just guessing...) Now you can hit. Either way we know you'll lose.

Bad things:
Sometimes when you walk into the houses it would log you out, but I believe they fixed that. Sara Strike and Flames of Zammy are not the kind of spells you wanna use here. They are not as powerful as claws of Guthix here. (Note: fist of GUTHIX) Also when you got the walk through of the game, The big slug thing tells you that some spells are not as powerful here. The bad thing about skill lowering is that if your the total noob against the rilly high lvled, He is going to basically be able max on you. You'll have like lvl 1 def and you will be an easy target.

Here are a few tips if you are being hunted to increase ur time holding the little charging orb:

#1 If you still have ur little tele orb thingy and the guy chasing you is about to kill you if you don't do something fast, run ALL the way to the very EDGE of the arena. Now use ur little tele thingy and it will take you to the center of the arena. Now run run run as fast as you can to the opposite side of the arena. Actually stop at the opposite house. Stand on the opposite side of the little house. Once he comes you can get in the little burning house. Don't tele unless he waits there. Once he runs off to another burning house, get out of the one ur in. Now once he's out of ur mini map run as fast as you can after him, don't let him get in ur mini map.

#2 If ur out of bandages, and ur little orb, you need a way to stay alive without dieing, here is what to do. Get to the middle without ur guy attacking you. Wait till he gets in ur mini map, (unless he already is) and run towards the little burning house closest to his location. He will probably turn tail an run straight to you. As soon as you stop where you clicked run straight back to the little circle in the middle. Repeat this as many times as you can.

Good luck.

My new skillz

Here is a new updated picture of my skillz.

Love that fletching lvl.

I know i'm going to HAVE to train my def to 70 and my att too. I am training my str for 1 more lvl. Then attack to 70. Then sadly def....

I don't know where to train so please tell me where.

so tierd i ckan barly tipe

MAN!!! Talk about hours of playing non-stop! On saturday I played like 6 hours! (not to mention playing gran turismo 3 for like the first time...)

The problem with that saturday was I got like nothing done. All I did was act stupid and play Castle wars, Bummer. I tried doing bounty hunter AGAIN and came out unsucessful.... just turned out to be a waste of lobbies...YET AGAIN. (cept' last time I actually died and lost some 50 worth of stuff, lol) I guess it's just a waste right now to enter duel tornaments and bounty hunter. I never won any duel tornaments, Never made a SINGLE kill in bounty hunter. All i've ever done on those two things is waste money I could have bought bow strings and yew logs with. I guess i'll wait till I get Dharoks to enter another duel tornament.

Well castle wars was fun but; The truth is that I only got 1 ticket all morning. I was always changing my team, Gotta stop doing that.......... Should have just stuck with one team. I guess i'm doomed to be a maybe...crap. There were lots of high lvl summoners, I saw the ice titan (Lvl 139) , a fire titan (can't remember the lvl), and a Pyre king (Lvl 74)(or fire something...you know pyre feinds, its just the king of those little guys...) Awesome stuff, I only have lvl 13 summoning. (should do more of it, I could use the combat lvls to get some more respect)

Well I guess you could say I had a good time, not a very progressive one though.

wonderous money!

As we all should know, money is a simple tool. Every penny of our dollars represents a amount of gold. (Fort Knoxs)

BUT, that is NOT how it works in runescape. Well lets think...How do we make money? Where does the money come from?

That is where specialty shops, alching, and The General store comes in. Every item we have is worth money. We bought these items for a price. It was either our work, or our money. Really, Work is the only option. Because in order to get, "Our money," we had to do, "Work." (unless, your friend gave you all his stuff before he left the game, before unbalanced trade) So lets call work a rule. The only reason your friend had that stuff is because he did work. We have ALL done work. In fact without work, There wouldn't be us! There wouldn't be runescape, there wouldn't be the computer you are sitting in front of!

This Is the process of life. How do I make money? While I was a free user, I did mining and smithing. Then started the fun life of a member. Now that I am a !Member! I do fletching and uhh.....well.........combat.(monster drops, But mostly fletching!) Fun stuff.

Now that I can make !yew! !longbows! I get MUCH better profit. I make like 400 gp profit to the bow, AND I SELL IN BULK!!!! With the help of money I can buy more supplies, to make more bows, to get more money, to get more bows. This process goes on and on and on until I go to the duel arena with my new armour that I just bought with my money I WORKED for.

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

makes the world go round'!

Finally got this one out

Well here we are. I finally got to getting a screenshot(s) of my mad skillz. That one picture is from a Player Gallery. And one more thing, I DO NOT give a care in the world for my range level. My mage, I'm gonna be working on it. Got like 6k xps till lvl 50. My attack is the odd number and that is because I'm training it. Love that strength level. My def is where I want it to be, but I know I'm gonna have to get it to 70 too.

I WILL ALMOST ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE SOME BOWS FOR SALE. As IN The Picture Above, Now I Am Selling 444 Maple Longbows! These Are Either Always In The Grand Exchange Or I Am Making Them. They are always always always always always always always at at at at at at at at at the the the the the the the the lowest available!