wonderous money!

As we all should know, money is a simple tool. Every penny of our dollars represents a amount of gold. (Fort Knoxs)

BUT, that is NOT how it works in runescape. Well lets think...How do we make money? Where does the money come from?

That is where specialty shops, alching, and The General store comes in. Every item we have is worth money. We bought these items for a price. It was either our work, or our money. Really, Work is the only option. Because in order to get, "Our money," we had to do, "Work." (unless, your friend gave you all his stuff before he left the game, before unbalanced trade) So lets call work a rule. The only reason your friend had that stuff is because he did work. We have ALL done work. In fact without work, There wouldn't be us! There wouldn't be runescape, there wouldn't be the computer you are sitting in front of!

This Is the process of life. How do I make money? While I was a free user, I did mining and smithing. Then started the fun life of a member. Now that I am a !Member! I do fletching and uhh.....well.........combat.(monster drops, But mostly fletching!) Fun stuff.

Now that I can make !yew! !longbows! I get MUCH better profit. I make like 400 gp profit to the bow, AND I SELL IN BULK!!!! With the help of money I can buy more supplies, to make more bows, to get more money, to get more bows. This process goes on and on and on until I go to the duel arena with my new armour that I just bought with my money I WORKED for.

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

makes the world go round'!

Finally got this one out

Well here we are. I finally got to getting a screenshot(s) of my mad skillz. That one picture is from a Player Gallery. And one more thing, I DO NOT give a care in the world for my range level. My mage, I'm gonna be working on it. Got like 6k xps till lvl 50. My attack is the odd number and that is because I'm training it. Love that strength level. My def is where I want it to be, but I know I'm gonna have to get it to 70 too.

I WILL ALMOST ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE SOME BOWS FOR SALE. As IN The Picture Above, Now I Am Selling 444 Maple Longbows! These Are Either Always In The Grand Exchange Or I Am Making Them. They are always always always always always always always at at at at at at at at at the the the the the the the the lowest available!

ThE TrUTh

You want the truth? You want the TRUTH?!?! You can't handle the truth! Rilly, your attack level isn't high enough.... Noob. Muwhahahahaa. Dum pure. I don't particularly like pures, EXEPT at the dueling arena. Then, ONLY THEN, do I like the fact that they have LOW DEFENCE. Also That is when the D Mace comes in nice and handy. Say hi to the high 20's, PURE! (and possibly a 30!)

It's a bird!
It's a rock!
It's a Pet Rock! Now with stand still action!
THATS A NEW FEATURE!

Here comes the crimson crossbow!.............I said, Here comes the crimson crossbow!
Darn...Now no one can help me with my iron mining...

Well If your talking about me.. I can mine mith, and make full steel. =)

glow3:wave2:this is a very good word manipulative when in-game. There are also certain ones like, Flash 1-3, slide, glow1-3, wave 1 and 2, and some others.

3000!!!

Woohoo! 3()()() people have come to my blog! Thank you all my supporters. Have a good time reading and keep coming back! I like to know that I have a succesful blog.

Stay strong! (I didn't make that hit up there, It was "Bradynovak,") I think thats how you spell it.

EASTER EVENT!! (Guide)

Well I have done the Easter event and it was a very good event too. There was a threatening thing, chocolate, annoying things, chocolate, little bunnies, and more chocolate! (and chocolate eggs!!)

I loved it! I checked every item that you could pick up to see if it was tradable, Nothing was.

Only if there was a hidden item....

But it was a good plot. All the Easter bunny's chocolate got eaten by chocolate eating mice, green rats (must be sick ones??)heh, spiders, and cockroaches. So now comes our part. We have to find the three eggs that had been sent (but didn't make it very far!) See figures 1-3.

Once you have all the eggs you just gotta go back to the hole in the ground. Then talk to the hole and you'll give him the eggs. Then you will be let down.

Now go talk to the Easter bunny. He'll tell you about what happened. Now you have to incubate a cockatrice, easy stuff. Grab an egg that is just behind him then walk over to the molten chocolate and dip it in. Then walk into the tunnel and you'll see this huge machine. Don't put in your egg yet. You need to grab 24 of the buckets over to you right or left. Fill 12 with water and 12 with coal. Now go fill both of the containers with the coal and water. Now you can put in your egg and then walk over to the thermostat. Now you get to play a little game trying to get the little red thing onto the mark. This should only take you about a minute if you have enough patients. If you do it nice and slowly like your supposed to, you won't have to refill any of the water or coal. GO SLOWLY.

Hooray now you have a cocktrice. Now talk to the Easter bunny. Now you can be a bunny! Ok then, right over where you came in, there is a little hole, only big enough for a bunny. (or your cocktrice...) Now is the fun part. Go to your summoning page down there where your friend slot used to be. Now just go out into the tunnels and you will need to get 32 little chunks. These things stack so don't worry about leaving. To get your cocktrice to turn them into chocolate, You tell him things. Like, See that spider, He said he saw you die in the lumbrige cow field. Then he turns them to chocolate!! MuwHAHAHAAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! Pick up the chocolate chunks. Once you get 32 Just go out of the hole and tell the Easter bunny to turn you back into a human.

Put in the chunks. He will give you a Easter egg, and the cape! talk to him. Repeat this 2 times.

Now you should have 3 eggs. Now you have finished the easter event!! Congratulations!

I don't know what the eggs do if you eat them. The only way to do the easter emote is to operate the cape. (If you have eaten an egg please tell me what happens. I would like to know.) You can't put chocolate chunks in the bank so there is no use getting extras. Happy easter!!

Noobs

Well here we are today siting in front of our computers reading my post. I am very sorry to say this but some of you are noobs.

Here is the noob chart.

Members: *50~~~~~~~~~60~~~No Longer noob. Now you can go Whoop someone your level.

Dragon Weapons here ^

Free user: Noobs. I don't care if you level 126. The best you can do is full zammy and Rune weapons, CRAP. In other words...Become a member.

And if you are any level below 55, I HIGHLY recomend that you DO NOT become a member.

Use your free user life becoming better and better, DON'T BE A NOOB, train ALL you skills, Even crafting. Sorry this is the circle of life. Not my fault, Lifes not fair, It just happens.

While you are a low level free user, Do not take noob talk, don't let people put you down because they called you a noob. And don't call anyone a noob, YOU were once like them, Admit it! You WERE!! You haven't always been level whatever. Any word other than noob, like, Froob, Choob, Zoob, You get the point, They are not nice words either. If any of this stuff offends you, Log out please.

The pledge of runescape

We the players, in order to form a more perfect atmosphere, establish combat to ensure that the population stays normal, provide with rune essence, promote anti scamming and anti pures and use the report abuse button only when insulted, and secure our account with recovery questions and frequent password changing. Thus we will live longer and live with more harmony together as the players of this game.

I believe that if we were all to go by these guidelines and we would all live with more love toward each other.

And buy runescape shirts!
hooray for runescape! >=)

Worth it?

Well well well....Jagex, do you really think that we, the players of this game, would really, want, to use coinshare?!!? I mean come on! First of all, lootshare was a good update, lots of people liked it; But was it just another update to get rid of real world trading? No. Well I don't know why I still question myself about it but it is just killing me how Jagex is taking away some of the things that people do to have fun! I mean really, I do know that you can choose if you want to use coinshare, but anyways, It's getting annoying what they take away. They shorten the wildy then they take it away! Why? Because people could go into the wildy and let their friend kill them so that they could....Either, Help, real world trade, or anything I forgot. Once they took away wildy they tried to make it dangerous by adding in revnants. Yet still we are the angry mob. If any jagex moderator happens to come by my webisite, Please, tell the people that you work for WE ARE MAD! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS! WE ARE MAD! WE DON'T LIKE WILD ANYMORE! I DON'T LIKE BOUNTY HUNTER TOO MUCH EITHER!! JUST GIVE US WILDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why should you care about real world trading. Did you know that people make REAL money off of your game? Why can you be the only people making a profit. Listen to your players, I wouldn't be amazed if there was an update that read:

1 Million Members lost!

Do you know how much money that would be every month for 1 million people playing??

Around 5 Millon dollars in cash man! That is a lot of money! Don't let that happen! I know that Jagex headquarters is in Canterbury England... But your mostly free. Over 2 million of your players are in The USA, we are free people. And we don't like it when we lose profit. I am not one of the real world traders. I reapeat I am NOT a real world trader. I make my own cash.
How about you guys over there make us happy and keep your members. Give us wildy!

The Rune Effect

Bounty hunter Has been ultimated

Looks like bounty hunter has been changed for the last time.
If you were there when there was the largest mob of angry rioter's
in the history of runescape was in fallador, Then you may have
been obliged to start rioting too because of peer pressure. Nearly
whole world that they were in was in fallador.

Butt,(lol) we do know that that was before Jagex made the final
and last, as we know it, update to that dangerous extra large,
"Mini-Game." "I was there when they made the update," said
Mr. Man60. "There were many people smiling on the update, and
a smaller number, Still, disliking Bounty Hunter."

Words of Uri the double agent: It is a strange thing when a deaf
squirrel lands in from of you and attacks you.
Words of Mr. Man60: What?!?!

Miscellaneous words. Rune is for noobies, Dragon is for me!
Give me your dragon, I'll give you a cake, or a pie..or a
squirrel..maybe.

Miscellaneous Max hits. 30,25,28.

Just plain Random. Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's purple?!
It's a purple flying hippo playing Pokemon on
a game boy DS!

Wise old man with a stupid beard's words: I have a stolen million
Gp party hat!!
MUWAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA
Gah! *coughs and gags* stupid baby cocktrice flew down my
throat!

This may or may not be copyrighted by anyone on the whole earth, so to you who build houses and make the prices of the house we want to sell go
down, STOP IT!!! We don't like the home owners assosiation anymore, what happend? You used to be cool. Stop being cookie cutters, we're annoyed.