What Happened?

Well, If you were to go by the poems below, if you will even call them that, And try to blow up a Toy Truck with a "(>*SINGLE*<)" Firecracker, it would definantly not work. Instead I gave if a shot and it took me 7-10 firecrackers. Most I did two at a time. Eventually with the procesess of elimanation, I blew it into about 3 peices. By the process of elimanation I mean by slowly but surely finding the correct spots to put the firecrackers. Then when I found the spot, I put 2 firecrackers there, light, then run a little ways, and there. Now you have blown yet another part of the truck. Eventually if you had enough firecrackers you could start with a old toy (see fig. 1) that you don't play with anymore and blow it up into several peices.(see fig. 2)

Playing With Fire!!! (crackers)

oooo....The Fire crackers have arrived,
What to blow, What to blow?
Do you have a toy truck,
That has holes to shove those fire crackers in?
I can't wait for the count down.
Look out! I'm liting it! 3..2..1 KABOOM!

look There is a peice of the wheel!
Oh, thats the passenger seat!
And look there is the roof!
Boy, O, Boy, let's do that again!
Whats that, that was the only bad truck you have?
Well thats no fun, what can we blow now?

Of, course how could I forget!
I always wanted to blow up a tin can!
What!?!? You don't drink soda!?!?!
How about a milk bottle?
Your kidding.....you are lactose intalerant.
Dang....uuuuuhhh.....well...what else is there?

Yes now I know what to do!
Do you have an old news paper?
I would like to blow that up?
O yes...... I forgot..... we are kids.
We don't read the news paper until we can drive.

Finally something everyone has!
Now I know for sure!
Give me a chesnut,
And your dad's power drill,
Let's go to the garage to see what we can do.
Drill a hole, Drill a hole,
Then we put some glue inside!
Shove that fire cracker in the hole,
We'll lite it then hold it for a second or two,
3,2,1 Liftoff!! KER-BLAM! Peices of chesnut everywhere!

I have one more fire cracker left to blow,
Lets dig a small hole in the ground,
Place the fire cracker in the hole,
Cover it and only leave the wick outside,
Ready to blow and ready for some dirt to fly!
3, 2, 1, POOF!?!?
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Where's the KER-BOOM?
The rumble, the BANG!
This is all that happens?
A Small poof? That was a waste of a good explosion!
No chunks or peices of anything was in the air!
Only a small POOF?
What a waste of my last fire cracker!
I could have heard better from a mouse burping!

Like them? Did you think they were funny?
I had fun making them.

Funny quotes *MUST READ ALL!!*

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

I tell you this, and I tell you plain:What you have done, you will do again;You will bite your tongue, careful or not,Upon the already-bitten spot.~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The taxi does the work and the driver is tipped. ~Author Unknown

An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. ~Author Unknown

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. ~Author Unknown

No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. ~Elaine Dundy

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous. ~Alan Coren, The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions, 1977

chektywou!

Guess wha evewybudy! I knows houw to counts all the vay to chektywou! the numbre in yous's primiative language that is what yu calls tventy vife. Here is hou to count all de vay to chektywou.

chone, wuu, wuu and half, egneg, ketgah, vadsnut, ludcut, garhad, inctug, harsdeg, tweytoo, twutoo, duybuah, gabuah, qefbauh, awsbauh, avtbauh, zaxbauh, xazbauh, hadyford, zoobtudumm, zewdoo, oxyfordguy, rauduhey, chektywou!


nouw wasn dat fon? evewy singl pewsen ohn my gacterly advonced cevelization can knows houw two count two chektywou.

now once u have memorized dat joost likly I diddnt, then I may alouw yu two come two my gacterly advonced cevelization.

I think the "Gongsters" hew say, "kapeeeesh?" wewl i also mean dis gongster saying kapeeeesh.