Playing With Fire!!! (crackers)

oooo....The Fire crackers have arrived,
What to blow, What to blow?
Do you have a toy truck,
That has holes to shove those fire crackers in?
I can't wait for the count down.
Look out! I'm liting it! 3..2..1 KABOOM!

look There is a peice of the wheel!
Oh, thats the passenger seat!
And look there is the roof!
Boy, O, Boy, let's do that again!
Whats that, that was the only bad truck you have?
Well thats no fun, what can we blow now?

Of, course how could I forget!
I always wanted to blow up a tin can!
What!?!? You don't drink soda!?!?!
How about a milk bottle?
Your kidding.....you are lactose intalerant.
Dang....uuuuuhhh.....well...what else is there?

Yes now I know what to do!
Do you have an old news paper?
I would like to blow that up?
O yes...... I forgot..... we are kids.
We don't read the news paper until we can drive.

Finally something everyone has!
Now I know for sure!
Give me a chesnut,
And your dad's power drill,
Let's go to the garage to see what we can do.
Drill a hole, Drill a hole,
Then we put some glue inside!
Shove that fire cracker in the hole,
We'll lite it then hold it for a second or two,
3,2,1 Liftoff!! KER-BLAM! Peices of chesnut everywhere!

I have one more fire cracker left to blow,
Lets dig a small hole in the ground,
Place the fire cracker in the hole,
Cover it and only leave the wick outside,
Ready to blow and ready for some dirt to fly!
3, 2, 1, POOF!?!?
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Where's the KER-BOOM?
The rumble, the BANG!
This is all that happens?
A Small poof? That was a waste of a good explosion!
No chunks or peices of anything was in the air!
Only a small POOF?
What a waste of my last fire cracker!
I could have heard better from a mouse burping!

Like them? Did you think they were funny?
I had fun making them.