Weapon content poll

I have decided that Trent's weapon will be decided in the poll that is going right now.
In the fact that the He has lvl 1 range, he can't use the Dark Bow, and The dds just can't live up to the good it does in the stories.

This poll that I have going will decide the weapon of Trent for the next story,
I will also use the special attack of that weapon in the story. (that also means that I will not
get the story out this month)

CRAP!

My music provider down there will go offline on may 1rst!! Crap!

Trent...

If you have all been wondering why no more Trent stories,(See 07') have come up, I have good reasons.

#1, The wildy, Trent's home, Is gone.
#2, He didn't like bounty hunter.
#3, He left the game.
#4, Trent isn't real.
#5, I made him up and all his stories and the rest of the stuff, which means there was never a,"Purelikefun," or, "Rangynoob..."
#6, He is an old geesard in Draynor village now know as, "Wise old man."
#7, He is, WAIT A SECOND!!
If he is an old geesard that USED to Fight in the wildy when there was one,
Then he may still have stories to tell!?!?!?! This is good! This is very good!
So then, Maybe I can continue the stories of old. Back when there was no godswords, Or even mithril dragons. Let's go beyond all the history of runescape, back when the wildy was middle aged, and the dark bow new. Let's see the story beyond the story, Behind the scenes. (Not Really..) Well, I will try to get a New story out of that geesard within this month.

How to turn 10k into 300k

Last night I worked

out all the math needed to tell, It all seems good.

(I do NOT recommend using the grand exchange for this, It CURRENTLY costs 37gp per silk, too high)

How do you do this? First, you must be a member. (sorry free users, no help here)

Second, You must have 10k (duh)

Third, It helps a lot to have done the Grand Tree quest and the Tree Gnome Village. (unless you have the tele port to Ardough. (How do you spell that??)

Fourth, you need a lot of time to do this. Lots of it, Really....not kidding.

OK, This requires no fighting at all. You can be lvl 3 for all I care. (But maybe I do...)
Don't be surprised when I tell you. Silk, One of the most worthless things in runescape. That's right. You are going to get 5k silk.

Here is how.

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The Silk salesman in Al-Kharid sells silk for 2 gp each. So 2)10000gp=5000 silk. From the Al-Kharid bank to the silk salesman in by the gem seller. (see figure 1)

Now we have 5k silk.

In East Ardough, The center area, there is a Silk salesman that buys silk for 60 GP EACH!!!(See figure 2 for this route) You just bought 5k silk for 2 gp each, which means that if you sell these for 60 gp you get:

5000 x 60 = 300K!!! (- the amount that you paid for it)

So you just made 290k profit!

Wonder what happens if we double this?(20k worth of silk) 580k!! Triple??(30k worth of silk) 870k!!! The only thing is that this takes a lot of time. No kidding, But hey, Profit is profit.

Now you can buy D Legs! Yippie!

Anyone?

I will never back down from a fight worth my time. If you wanna duel me, just leave a comment.
[0 means it will be available during fight, - this mean not available, * optional)
Rules:
0 no range
0 no mele
- no mage
- no food
* no drinks
- no forfeit
* no prayer
* enable summoning
* no movement
- obstacles
0 special attacks So that's the way that I will duel at least ONE of the rounds.
If not, IT IS a WASTE of my time.

DRAGON GAUNTLENTS!

I finally got them.... ADA D-DRAGON G-GAUNTLETS OF DOOM!(not so dddoomish though...) Well very nice little pieces of equipment they are... Rilly like them. Took me so many moments of patients and frustration to get them. DUDE: I do say, It's not worth buying them for like 2ook. (but you can...not rilly fair....) But I don't have a spare toohundreds kays. So I did it the hard way, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR HARDCORE!! I'm a goofy goober, R[}CK!!

Fist of guthix review

THIS IS ONLY FOR THIS TIME PERIOD. IF JAGEX MAKES ANY FUTURE UPDATES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING ON THIS POST, ITS NOT NOT NOT NOT MY FAULT.
















Here we are with yet ANOTHER new mini game. Was it just another attempt to get rid of wildy?
Uh, no! It has nothing to do with wildy, except the fact that it is in the wildy.



Good things:
Well everyone loves the fact that you get free runes which mean free mage training with any type of mage! (ancients' love that!!! unlike barbarian assault)
You get back all the arrows/bolts you used, except the ones that you wouldn't get any other time.
I wouldn't recommend it for training, only for fun. The fact that it is P.V.P. or 1 on 1 is what a lot of people like. It's different from Castle wars because you can't have everyone fighting you. The items are very very good. Although the dragon gloves aren't better than the ones from R.F.D.,
they're good enough if you can't do a ton of quests. The new shields aren't better than the obby shield, thanks bro, the rune berserker kite give 1 less str bonus than the obby shield. all the rest of the shields are crap. (well they aren't too bad...I use rune def though) The robes; I do not know how good they are or if they are better or worse than anything else. The skill effectiveness lowering is a good thing. Lets say your a rilly low lvl and you get matched against a lvl 120 sumfin with lvl 99 def. Your screwed. But because they made the skill effectiveness lowered, he should have about 50 def. (I'm just guessing...) Now you can hit. Either way we know you'll lose.

Bad things:
Sometimes when you walk into the houses it would log you out, but I believe they fixed that. Sara Strike and Flames of Zammy are not the kind of spells you wanna use here. They are not as powerful as claws of Guthix here. (Note: fist of GUTHIX) Also when you got the walk through of the game, The big slug thing tells you that some spells are not as powerful here. The bad thing about skill lowering is that if your the total noob against the rilly high lvled, He is going to basically be able max on you. You'll have like lvl 1 def and you will be an easy target.

Here are a few tips if you are being hunted to increase ur time holding the little charging orb:

#1 If you still have ur little tele orb thingy and the guy chasing you is about to kill you if you don't do something fast, run ALL the way to the very EDGE of the arena. Now use ur little tele thingy and it will take you to the center of the arena. Now run run run as fast as you can to the opposite side of the arena. Actually stop at the opposite house. Stand on the opposite side of the little house. Once he comes you can get in the little burning house. Don't tele unless he waits there. Once he runs off to another burning house, get out of the one ur in. Now once he's out of ur mini map run as fast as you can after him, don't let him get in ur mini map.

#2 If ur out of bandages, and ur little orb, you need a way to stay alive without dieing, here is what to do. Get to the middle without ur guy attacking you. Wait till he gets in ur mini map, (unless he already is) and run towards the little burning house closest to his location. He will probably turn tail an run straight to you. As soon as you stop where you clicked run straight back to the little circle in the middle. Repeat this as many times as you can.

Good luck.

My new skillz

Here is a new updated picture of my skillz.

Love that fletching lvl.

I know i'm going to HAVE to train my def to 70 and my att too. I am training my str for 1 more lvl. Then attack to 70. Then sadly def....

I don't know where to train so please tell me where.

so tierd i ckan barly tipe

MAN!!! Talk about hours of playing non-stop! On saturday I played like 6 hours! (not to mention playing gran turismo 3 for like the first time...)

The problem with that saturday was I got like nothing done. All I did was act stupid and play Castle wars, Bummer. I tried doing bounty hunter AGAIN and came out unsucessful.... just turned out to be a waste of lobbies...YET AGAIN. (cept' last time I actually died and lost some 50 worth of stuff, lol) I guess it's just a waste right now to enter duel tornaments and bounty hunter. I never won any duel tornaments, Never made a SINGLE kill in bounty hunter. All i've ever done on those two things is waste money I could have bought bow strings and yew logs with. I guess i'll wait till I get Dharoks to enter another duel tornament.

Well castle wars was fun but; The truth is that I only got 1 ticket all morning. I was always changing my team, Gotta stop doing that.......... Should have just stuck with one team. I guess i'm doomed to be a maybe...crap. There were lots of high lvl summoners, I saw the ice titan (Lvl 139) , a fire titan (can't remember the lvl), and a Pyre king (Lvl 74)(or fire something...you know pyre feinds, its just the king of those little guys...) Awesome stuff, I only have lvl 13 summoning. (should do more of it, I could use the combat lvls to get some more respect)

Well I guess you could say I had a good time, not a very progressive one though.