fuzzy pickle

S'up Noobie's, Chooby da froob here. Are you a noob? Do you have a debt to pay to your friend for losing his whip in Bounty hunter when you told him you were the bestest of the best at bounty hunter? Well Do I have a deal for you! *cough cough* Once you come to my office I will give you 3k every time I get the chance! All you have to do is 2000 push ups with out taking a single breath! I know what your thinking, I can't even do 5000 push ups, How on earth am I going to be able to do that many push ups without taking a single breath?! EASY ! *cough cough* I will uh give you uh some uh..... *new deal* If you can stay underwater for 5 minutes straight I'll give you those 3k's. I know what your thinking, I can't even stay in the water for
6 hours how am I going to stay UNDER water for 5 minutes!! Well Here's what you do, you uh.....get uh..your uh...snorkel! Yes snorkel, You get your snorkel and you stay underwater for 5 minutes.

THAT WAS SOOO RANDOM........googlits.