War Between The Moonclan and the Muffinclan

In a time before the first person ever won $1,000,000 on "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," There was a war.......on runescape though. The war was between the Moonclan and the Muffinclan. Only for the God that they worshiped. The Moonclan worshiped the moon, and they liked the dark beacause it was the time of day when they got to go Trick Or Treating. They thought that when it was half it wanted them to have battle with the nearest tribe. That tribe was the Muffinclan. The Muffinclan worshiped the, "All sweet," Muffin King. There prophets said that one day the Muffin King would come down and make all of they're food so sweet that they would have a sugar rush after every bite. Each of the clans had they're own unique weapons. The weapons were rather cruddy. The Moonclan used wooden darts with the weight inside of the dart. And they used plastic bags as Shields. The Muffinclan used spears with sugar and spice with everything nice, WHAT THE HECK!! Why was I rhyming.......oh well, they were tipped with Cinnamon sugar. And they used lots of popsicle sticks glued together to make shields.





Once the war broke out, everybody was all tense. People from both tribes were starting to join there forces. The Moonclan's warriors were called the, "Moon wusses." The Muffinclan's warriors were called, "Sweet sugar." When forces met they started in lines and before they clashed the warriors yelled insults at each other like, "Out of date candy,"And, "Sunny side up!"

once they hit there was lots of yelling and crying and lots of sugar. The Muffinclan chief was hit by a flying dart. He lost an eye and is now called, "To-fough-won-goh-vof," which translated means "Chief that got hit by a flying dart and lost an eye from it," now he wears an eye patch. As for the other chief he got a bump on his head from a flying spear. His medics called it a sugar bump. They also said that unless he shaved his head bald with the same spear that made the bump, It would turn into a VERY bright second face. So as the battle went on both tribes suffer small losses and Very small wounds. The victor of the battle was the Moonclan Because every time a spear was thrown at them they could eat of the whole tip.

The Muffinclan went home all sad and angry. The prophets said that this would be the one and only time the Muffinclan would loose in a battle. "To-fough-won-goh-vof," turned out to be really mad and said, "to-oghoe-homlcoe-oeiucli-ouelkcls-eroilclsi!" Which means "I can't believe a stupid dart knocked out my stinkin' eye!"

The Moonclan went home all happy and joyful. For they believed that they won because they had wood and plastic to fight with instead of food. They were not so happy for their chief, his name was, "mughf-nugh-ronec-dof," Which translated means, "Wuss chief with a sugar bump on his head."


Now came the FINAL BATTLE that there was to be in this itty-bitty war. This battle was called the same name by both tribes, "Houncs-douro," which means as a matter of fact, FINAL BATTLE. This battle was the 2nd and last of the whole war.


It all started Late at night when the moonclan is seen the best, THEY FIRED!! Darts were flying through the air everywhere. If you were looking at the battle from up in the sky you probably would have gotten hit by a flying dart. Gosh! That was amazing said the wuss chief from the Moonclan after they had fired there darts and made them rain down on the Muffinclan village like......uh.....rain I guess. As soon as the Rain had stopped falling everybody inside the barracks came out and started to rain down theirs spears on them. While the men were fighting the ladies were making more tasty spears. As for the Moonclan, all of their ladies were at home waiting for the heros to come home. In this case the heros are all of the Muffinclan. Because the Moonclan's warriors, aka the moon wusses, were not so smart, they were such wusses that they only carried 5 darts each. So very soon all of the moonclans warriors had their hands up and were walking toward the jugdes office to be jugdes worthy of even a jail cell. Instead of that when they came there The jugde was not there. It was the CHIEF! Everybody was to be sentenced to the sugar feilds if it wasn't for their leader. He had decided he was tired of worshiping the moon. The Muffinclan chief was also tired of waiting day after day for the Muffin King to come down from the sky and make food oh so good. So they both decided a new god, THE MOONPIE! Even though they had nothing on it they still liked the sound and taste of this new god.


So up to this day both tribes worship the god MOONPIE.