Randy tries pie

"But Mom, I don't want to go to the family reunion! Aunt Bursa always pinches my cheeks and says I'm gaining weight!" said Randy frustrated.. "Oh you'll be fine. I'm sure she won't this time." Mom said coolly. Later that day..... "I've got to stay low...and make sure nobody sees me. Hiding behind this food table will suite my needs and nobody is likely to come here either." Thought Randy. "Oh no! Aunt Bursa Is coming!" "There you are deary! I've been looking all over for you!" Mom looked over and saw Randy, and Aunt Bursa. Randy glanced her a frustrated look. "Oh let me pinch your cheeks!" She grabbed Randy's cheeks right on his canker sores. "OW!" Randy yelled. Randy jumped back. She took a good look at Randy. "Have you gained weight because you look a bit rounder..." Randy gave mom a good long look. After several more minutes of long talk and of Randy only saying,"mmhmm," Randy finally got away. Randy caught up to mom. She was eating pie. She said, "Try some of this pie, It's so good." "But I don't like almond pie!" Said Randy desperately. "You have to." Said mom authoritatively. "Why?" "Because it fits the title, now try some." So I ate some pie.